Worship Service for March 14, 2021
WELCOME
Good morning and welcome to CrossPointe Community Church’s on-line worship presentation. I thank God for all of you and for the opportunity to spend these moments with you. If you’d like to reach out to me, I’d love to hear from you. You can e-mail me at randykmeyer@hotmail.com.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day,
What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock!
David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
Mom: Oh, really?
David: No, O’Reilly!
How can you tell if a leprechaun is sick of your joke?
He’s green with laughter!
One last one as sort of a preview of today’s message:
O’Malley was leaving his favorite bar when he was run over by a bus.
At the pearly gates, St. Pete tells him he cannot enter unless he passes a test. O’Malley is not the brightest bulb so St. Peter decides to go easy on him:
“What has 5 fingers and is made of leather?” he asks.
O’Malley scratches his head, thinks hard and finally gives up.
“A glove,” says St. Peter.
Let’s try again, “What has 10 fingers and is made of black?”
O’Malley is clearly stumped, and after a few minutes, gives up.
“Why it’s 2 gloves – don’t you see 10 fingers, leather,” says St. Peter. Being in a generous mood, St. Peter decides to give O’Malley
one more chance with an even easier question.
“Who is the patron Saint of Ireland?’ asks St. Peter.
“It wouldn’t be 3-gloves, would it?” says O’Malley.
